Meet Skish.

“Methinks ye teases me,” chirps the waifish wood elf from the far-off world of Krynn. “I’m only 222.”

A discovery of dimenion-hopping enchantress/fashion designer/talent scout Una Einn, Skish Featherglaive is ready to tackle this complicated world of Earth by storm. And she’s entirely computer-generated.

Like most elves, Skish is a happy-go-lucky sort and says she likes Earth because there is so much joviality here.

“On my home world, we ‘ad a big war and dragons flittin’ about an’ gods and such meddling in everything,” the 5-foot-1 beauty explains. “We were always a lightsome people, we of the Wood Elves, an’ I dinna like all the evil loose in that place. Plus, ye have ice cream here!”

She’ll be replacing the original human Skish, who has retired from active modeling, as the star of skishmodel.com.

“I thought she were ever so cute,” says the elfin wonder. “I rather fancied her meself. I hope I can win as many fans as she did!”